40 Funny Rapper Quotes From That Will Have You Cracking Up Wednesday September 27 2023, 7:15 AM
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40 Funny Rapper Quotes From That Will Have You Cracking Up

Funny Rapper Quotes

In the vibrant world of hip-hop, where lyrical prowess meets creative genius, there exists a special breed of entertainers who always seem to have us dying laughing. 

From playful punchlines to tongue-in-cheek responses in interviews, these artists have mastered the art of making us laugh while still delivering powerful messages through their music.

Get ready to explore the goofier side of rap with me below and discover why humor and hip-hop can be the perfect match!

Funny But True Rapper Quotes 

"If you stop at general math, you're only going to make general math money." - Snoop Dogg 

"I'm a gangster, and gangsters don't ask questions." - Lil Wayne 

"By putting this music out, I think I genuinely eliminated 80 percent of the previous jobs I was qualified for." - Lil Dicky 

"If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft." - Snoop Dogg

The most popular rap artists aren't supposed to be rapping about being broke." - Danny Brown 

"If a girl have beef with me, she gon' have beef with me forever." - Cardi B


"Whatever I think of, that's what I do. I wake up and think, 'I want to buy a car', I buy a car. I wake up and be like, 'I just want to lay in bed with my girl', I do that. I wake up and want to rap, I rap. So whatever I think of." - Young Thug

"If you're going to write about rap music and hip-hop, and you don't love it, then we don't need your opinion, and we revoke your opinion." - Nipsey Hussle

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Funny Rap Bars

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake" - 50 Cent

"I got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms." - A Tribe Called Quest

"Got a light skin friend, look like Michael Jackson, got a dark-skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson." - Kanye West

"I'm like a mummy at night, fightin' with bright lightnin'." - Eminem

"She got a big booty, so I call her 'Big Booty'." - 2 Chainz

"I'm not a player, I just crush a lot." - Big Pun

"I'm so ahead of my time, my parents haven't met yet." - Big L

"Found out I cheated on her, she still feed me grapes." - Future


"I'm not a businessman; I'm a business, man!" - Jay-Z

"I like my beats funky, I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy" - Digital Underground

"Watch out for the medallion. My diamonds are reckless. It feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace." - Ludacris

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Funny Rapper Interview Quotes

"Just get a regular word. What the f*ck is a Google?" - DMX

"I have a passion for music, I love music. But I also have a passion for money and paying my bills." - Cardi B.

“The Internet is important to everybody. It’s a way to get shit to southeast Asia and all type of sh*t.” - Bizzy Bone

"If the world was ending, I think I would grab some Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a bunch of water, and I'd probably just... I'd probably go crazy." - Tyler, The Creator 

"The weirdest place I ever actually woke up in was a villa on the beach in Mexico. It was burning hot, and there were all these crabs walking around me. But I was feeling good, so I went with the vibe." - Future

"Sometimes I try a Mai Tai. It's so fruity. It's a little embarrassing, but I like it." - J. Cole

"I wear my Viking helmet because the horns define how sharp my brains are. If you try to rub me the wrong way, I will stick you with both of my horns." - Flavor Flav 

"I don't wear the see-through shirts or anything too glittery. I come from that '90s school of rap. Fitted caps, because I got a big head, so snapbacks don't fit me right." - Meek Mill


"I don't even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in." - Kanye West

Crazy Rapper Quotes 

"I am the number one human being in music. That means any person that's living or breathing is number two." - Kanye West

"My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise." - Flavor Flav

"I think everybody from Philadelphia been shot at before." - Meek Mill

"Everything is a catwalk for me. I walk to the store, and that's a catwalk." - Cam'ron 

"They say a midget standing on a giant's shoulders can see much further than the giant. So I got the whole rap world on my shoulders, they trying to see further than I am." - Jay-Z 

"George Bush doesn't care about black people." - Kanye West

Twerking has to end. Not for the ones that look good doing it, but for all the ones that you feel, 'You don't have enough to twerk back there. Your twerkin' look like jerkin.' - Ice Cube

"I want to do an album with Steven Seagal." - Action Bronson

"I'm the gorgeous gangster." - Cam'ron 

"I'm Machiavelli's offspring, I'm the king of New York, king of the coast, one hand, I juggle them both." - Kendrick Lamar

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