Welcome, fellow music enthusiasts and joke lovers, to a series of jokes that will lift the spirits of saxophone aficionados and humor enthusiasts alike!
From jazz to classical, and everything in between, let's uncover the humor that makes the saxophone not just an instrument, but a source of so many different types of amusement.
Whether you're a seasoned saxophonist or just someone who appreciates the smooth, soulful sounds of this iconic instrument, get ready to read some of the best jokes below, including puns, quips, and one-liners that will have you cracking up laughing!
What do you call a hairy, scary creature in the woods with a saxophone? Saxsquatch.
What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.
What did the kid who played the wrong note say to the director? Sorry, I tooted.
How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb? Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it.
What does a saxophone and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
I took saxophone lessons for six months...until I dislocated my jaw. How did I know I was supposed to blow in the small end?
Why did the saxophonist bring a ladder to the gig? Because he wanted to reach the high notes!
How do you know if a saxophone player is at your door? They can't find the key, and they won't stop knocking!
I'd tell you my new music saxophone joke but it only works if you can't reed.
You know what they say about a good saxophone solo.. It blows you away!
I don’t let my kids watch orchestras on TV – there’s too much sax and violins.
My saxophone and I have a lot in common – we both get a little flat when we're tired.
I have a saxophone joke but don't want to blow it.
I told my saxophone teacher a joke, but he didn't laugh since it was a bit too sharp.
Can you even reed, bro?
I don't make mistakes when playing the sax; I make spontaneous, creative decisions.
Without the saxophone, life would B♭.
What instrument do English people play? The Anglo-Saxophone!
I was jazzed to start dating, but then the problems started marching in and they left me with the blues.
My son told me he wants to be a blues musician. I decided it was time to have “the sax talk”.
Kenny G gave away his saxophones to charity. No strings attached.
What's a saxophonist's favorite dessert? Reed velvet cake!
What do you call a boy and girl playing blues music? The battle of the saxes.
How does a saxophonist answer the phone? "Hello, is it reed you're looking for?"
You will get into treble if you tell sax jokes.
Why do saxophone players get so many dates? Because they have sax appeal!
What do you call a saxophonist, that plays Tenor and Baritone? Bisaxual.
Why can’t alto saxophonists stay married? Blaming it on the reed doesn’t work.
Always keep your saxophone in its case because unprotected sax is really not good.
I asked the saxophonist if she wanted to go out, but she's always blowing yells "blow me".
How many saxophonists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he'll do it with a lot of sax appeal!
Practice safe sax as a player and always wear a neck strap!
Sorry, I tooted, and it came out of my brass.
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