Music Pickup Lines - For Nerds Seeking Love Friday September 17 2021, 5:11 PM
Yona Marie
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Music Pickup Lines - For Nerds Seeking Love

Best Music Pickup Lines For Singers And Instrumentalists

So as you know, nerds like doing nerdy things. We, nerds, love a nerdy inside joke, especially if it deals with one of our favorite passions in the world, which is music.

Go with a music pickup line if you've got your eye on a fellow music lover and want to find ideas for a cool way to start a conversation. There is no way that a musician can resist a good music-related pickup line.

The key here is that your pickup line should not be bad!

The fact that you're considering one of these is cheesy enough, so don't come at your crush with something extra cheesy while you're already being ridiculously cheesy and considering a pickup line in the first place.

These lines below will work well for singers and instrumentalists as well! 

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Clean Music Pickup Lines - For The Innocent Nerds 

My friends call me "Legato", cause I'm so smooth. 

Would you like to borrow my tuner? You're looking pretty sharp to me.

Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.

I bet we’d get into some serious Treble together.

I C Major potential in us getting together.

Hey, can you hear that fugue? I think we’re going to get entangled.

Are you a double barline? Because with you, every measure is complete.


You must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!

Is that an anacrusis? Because you're about to hear a pick-up.

Just lost my job and might be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.

Are you a guitar player? Because you just plucked my heartstrings.

Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?

I think you’re marked Prestissimo because you’re dashing.

Are you a mic that’s been left on for too long? Because you’re hot.

Are you a drummer? Because I’m getting good vibes.

Are you a metronome? Because you keep perfect time in my heart.

You must be a soloist, because you're the star of my show.

I must be a conductor, because I can't help but be attracted to your harmonies.

Are you a song? Because you've been stuck in my head all day.

Is your name G-clef? Because you've got the key to my heart.


You must be a symphony, because being with you feels like music to my ears.

Do you play the harp? Because you're an angel to my ears.

Is your voice a melody? Because it's the sweetest sound I've ever heard.

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Dirty Music Pickup Lines - For The Raunchy Nerds  

You're lookin' sharp, so let's go back to my flat and get natural.

Hey baby, let's make like Common Tones and I'll Resolve to take you Home.

If I were a drum I’d let you bang me all night long!

You must be a C major scale... All-natural.

Are you a composer too? Cause, baby, we could make beautiful music on my sheets.

Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are making me horny.

You’re so saxy. Wanna swap mouthpieces?

If you were a scale, I’d go up and down on you. You decide the tempo.

Do you like heavy metal? Cause I can teach you how to scream. 


My part is hard. Maybe you can help me with it.

This reed isn’t the only thing I can get wet.

Do you like jazz? Because I've got some improvisation in mind.

Call me AC/DC, because I’m gonna rock you all night long!

The flute isn't the only thing I know how to blow.

Hey know, pianists do it with ten fingers.

Are you a bass drum? Because I want to feel your beats deep inside.

If I were a guitar, would you strum me all night long?

I must be a conductor, because I want to give you the ultimate crescendo.

Are you a cymbal? Because I can't resist crashing into you.

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Do you play the trombone? Because I want to slide my way into your heart.

Is your voice a vibrato? Because it's making me quiver with pleasure.

Are you a saxophone? Because you're making me want to blow you all night.

If you were a pedal, I'd stomp on you and make some beautiful distortion.

Remember to use these pickup lines with caution and consider the context and the person you're approaching. Humor is subjective, so what may be funny to one person might not be to another!

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