If you're a drummer with a sense of humor, chances are that you've heard a few decent jokes throughout the years. The problem is that a lot of them are heavy on the corny side.
There's a 'good corny' and there's a 'bad corny' when it comes to music jokes, and I'm a huge fan of good corny and downright funny jokes that music nerds can truly appreciate. But then again, some jokes are so bad that they're gold.
Check out some of these laughs below, and share some with your musician friends if you find a few that really stand out for you! These are great to use if you're an instructor or if you're trying to break the ice among peers. No type of joke is off-limits for this list of the best jokes about drumming.
I've got a drummer joke… But it's hard to beat.
A drummer got a tattoo of their drum kit…it was very cymbalic.
Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school? Me neither.
There are 3 types of drummers, the ones that can count and the ones that can't.
Overheard: "Will the musicians please come to the stage. Oh, and the drummer too."
If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.
I was going to make a joke about drummers but, um, Tsss!
How can you tell a drummer's at the door? The knocking speeds up.
What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond? One will mature and make money.
What is the difference between a bad drummer and a vacuum cleaner? You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
How do you know a drummer is at the door? He doesn't know when to come in.
How do you get a drummer to leave your house? Pay for the pizza!
What do you call a beautiful girl on a drummer's arm? A tattoo.
What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer? You only have to punch the song into the drum machine once.
What would you call a drummer who loves boxing? A beat-boxer.
Why can a drummer never be late? Because he always beats the clock.
What would happen if a drummer hit a man? Percussion.
How would a drummer address his daughters? Anna one, Anna Two.
A drummer I know asked me if I wanted to sing in his band. I told him he could count me in.
Did you hear the drummer who writes in hieroglyphics? Too many cymbals.
I heard loud noises coming from my loft. It was very drum attic.
Why didn't the Little Drummer Boy get into heaven? Because he woke up the baby, for Christ's sake!
What is a drummer's favorite food for dinner? Drumsticks.
Ever wondered what a drummer's favorite Pokemon is? Rattata.
What's a drummer's favorite vegetable? Beats.
Kid says to mom "when I grow up I wanna be a drummer!" Mom says "you can't do both!"
What is a drummer's favorite time of day? 12:34.
What chairs do drummers use to drum in? A rocking chair.
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Why is it so difficult to defeat a drummer in billiards? Because they are hard to beat.
C'mon, don't be such a Druuuumeeeeer Queen!
Ever heard about the snare and the cymbal that fell to the ground? BA DUM TSS!
What's the best way to practice drums on pillows? 4 strokes per-cushion.
Did you hear about the drummer that was acquitted of murder? He "beat the rap".
Why did the drummer's wife stop sleeping with him? Because he used to snare in his sleep.
Why do drummers have lots of kids? They're not too good at the Rhythm Method.
What do you call a kid with a set of drums? The poster child for Birth Control.
Musicians are perverts. The drummer sits in the back beating it, the guitarist is constantly fingering minors, and the bassist is slapping it around.
What type of cap does a stoned drummer wear? A high hat.
Paradiddles be like:
Drummers right before soundcheck:
Waiting for others to tune:
"Plenty of room."
First gig vs. tenth gig:
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