DJ Jokes - 27 Of The Funniest Jokes About DJs And Turntables Wednesday June 28 2023, 1:30 PM
Yona Marie
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DJ Jokes - 27 Of The Funniest Jokes About DJs And Turntables

DJ Jokes

Are you ready to groove and have a good laugh? Well, get ready to spin the turntables of comedy as we dive into the world of DJ jokes!

As a DJ with a sense of humor, you know that finding the perfect balance between good corny and bad corny can be a challenge. But fear not, because I curated a collection of jokes that will make any music nerd chuckle, at least a little. 

From clever puns that will make you remix with delight to punchlines that hit harder than the bass drop, these jokes are designed for music nerds like you. 

These jokes are perfect for mixing into your sets or sharing with your fellow DJ friends!

Funny Things To Say As a DJ

"When you DJ, you're just on your own, which is nice because there's no argument." - Peter Hook

Do you know why I like to go to Costco as a DJ? For the samples.

DJ Khaled's favorite number is 11 because it has another 1.


What does a cop and a DJ have in common? They both tell drunk people to put their hands up.

"If you want to know what the DJ is playing, just ask. You don't have the right to stick your head in front of my screen as if you're an expert leaning over the shoulder of the apprentice." - Caroline Polachek 

I'm the best DJ in the entire world... In fact, I hold the record!

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Sometimes I think of quitting because I'm spun out. 

"I’m doing a project on elderly DJs. If you are a DJ and over 25 please DM me." - Amber Akilla

I once took the phrase "Ayo DJ, drop that Sh*t" too literally after having taco bell before a set. 

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DJ Puns

What do you call a zombie DJ? A deadbeat.

Why can't DJs swim? Because they sync.

What is the best website to find information about a DJ? Wikiwikiwikipedia.

If you want to be a good DJ, you have to start from scratch.

What is a DJ’s favorite dipping sauce? m’Erra n’Erra.

My DJ Friend helped me pack my stuff and move. I told him he's a sound guy.

What did the DJ call his son? Errrric.

What do DJs call their puppies? Subwoofers.

Why did the DJ go to the bank looking shady? He wanted to make some sick "drops"!

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DJ Riddles

What do you call a ship that only has DJs onboard? A synching ship.

What did the vegetable say to the DJ? “Lettuce turnip the beet.”

Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught? He kept dropping the bass.

Why did the DJ bring a ladder to the party? To take the music to the next level!

What's a DJ's favorite dance move? The "shuffle"!

What do you call a plant that is a DJ? A photosynthesize.

Why did the cat decide to become a DJ? He heard there was a lot of scratching involved.

Why did the DJ always carry a map? So he wouldn't get lost in the mix!

Why did the DJ break up with the record player? Because it kept skipping out on dates!

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