Hilarious Piano Jokes For Music Nerds Saturday January 29 2022, 6:15 AM
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Hilarious Piano Jokes For Music Nerds

Funny Piano Jokes

There is always great humor to be found in the music world. Although piano playing may not be as popular as it used to be, the classic jokes never get old.

Throw in more modern twists with the jokes, and you'll have a room full of music nerds like me cracking up!

Check some of these out if you're looking for witty piano jokes that you and your music friends can enjoy. The jokes range from innocently funny to naughtily funny!

There are also some jokes in here for the brilliant pianists out there, which might go over some people's heads. Let's see how much you know about the piano with some of these jokes!

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Family-Friendly Piano Jokes

The locksmith was a great piano teacher because he was always aware of the correct key.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner!

They just made a new John Wick movie about a musical heist. They want to get Piano Reeves to star in it.

Two piano players were having a really big fight in the college hallway. When one of the professors tried to intervene, a student stopped him. "I want to see how this plays out", he said.


A student showed up late to piano lessons… and he got in treble for it.

What did the piano say to the guitarist? "You're always fretting!"

Two piano thieves were looting the city's best music store when they heard the sound of someone entering. They had to quickly go into Haydn.

The piano player was trying to practice before his performance, but he couldn't stop fidgeting. When someone asked him what happened, he replied, "I can't find my keys!".

My neighbor quit playing the piano. It just wasn't her forte.

I went to a piano concert at the army base the other day… unfortunately, it featured A-flat major.

The piano player forgot her glasses… it made it really hard for her to C Sharp.

How do you make a piano laugh? Tickling its ivories!

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Adult Piano Humor

What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ.

You know, for a song titled, "Piano Man..." The guy with the harmonica sure won't shut the hell up.


Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

A B flat, a G flat, and an E flat walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve minors".

My uncle was crushed by a piano. His funeral was very low-key.

What's brown and sits on a piano stool? Beethoven's final movement.

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Piano Riddles 

Why is crossing the street like playing the piano?

Answer: You need to C# or else you will Bb.

What happens when you play Beethoven backward?

Answer: He decomposes.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

Answer: A-flat minor.


Why did the two pianists have a good marriage? 

Answer: Because they were always in a chord.

How about the one about the kid banging his head on the keys?

Answer: He was playing by ear.

Where do pianists go on vacation?

Answer: The Florida Keys.

Why are pianos so hard to open?

Answer: The keys are inside.

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Answer: The piano tuna!

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Piano One-Liners

Don't date a piano technician, he'll just string you along.

If organ trafficking is illegal… Then what about pianos?

Piano humor is not a black and white issue.

Old pianists never die, they just adagio away.

To climb to the top of a tall piano, you must scale it.

I can't keep a straight face when playing the piano; It's just not my forte.

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